ARIES
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Play to your strengths, Aries. We know the Ram is the natural leader of the zodiac, no need to assert beyond what's necessary. Select a gift that shows your interest and implies your ability to take charge. Let them know you care. If that doesn't work, well, you may then take charge. And remember, leadership lies not only in gift selection, but in what you do with the gift.
TAURUS
- Give something that stimulates the senses. Let the recipient associate
you with sensual pleasures. Something that can be shared
by two is good, but so is something that allows the recipient to think
of you in private reverie. Lingerie, or chocolate, why not both? Allow them the private space you so need. Then be sure they cherish your time together all the more.
GEMINI
-Display your range of interests and quickness of mind, Gemini. A gift from you should display an unexpected angle, though most importantly, it must be something the recipient wants- even if they're unaware. Choose something of which you can show its multiple uses, especially imaginary ones. Turn the ordinary into a sensual game ("we can play with Monopoly money, or items of clothing").
CANCER
- Warm and welcoming, Cancer, is the theme for you. Playing to your
strengths enhances your natural sensuality. If you're inclined to
dress yourself in holiday themes, don't leave your amour with only
the image of the holly-themed apron. Unless it's really only the apron.
LEO
- You can be generous to a fault; this is the season to indulge your faults. While you bestow royal riches, don't forget the gift they most want to unwrap may be you. Make it easy. Select something that displays your regal good taste, and demonstrate your munificence to your favored subject.
VIRGO
- Always thoughtful, always helpful, help them see the earth sign
that you are. Select a gift that shows you recognize and care about
their needs, but don't overlook your own. Claim some attention for
you. A skimpy Santa's helper costume would surely delight.
LIBRA
- Your social flair and impeccable sense of style serve you well this season. Overbooked? Not that you need social instruction, you don't, but be sure to allow some private time for you and your amore. Perhaps that private time could mix with social time? A private caress beneath the banquet table? Hiding in plain sight? Slip away from the party into a private room, or your car outside. Show them your passion by risking that which you hold dear. Go for the thrill and they're yours to command.
SCORPIO
- As with every other sign, you don't need to be encouraged to do only what you will do anyway. Find a gift they don't expect, something that lay below the surface and appeals beyond their public face. Unlike most signs, for whom dressing up for their beloved can be rewarding, you should encourage your partner to do so for you. Encourage their misbehavior and free them from doubt as to your reaction.
SAGITTARIUS
- Your astral powers are at their strongest through this month. Use
it or lose it, my archer friend. Those qualities that define you will
be clarified and at their prime. Those quirks of yours which throughout
the year get you in trouble, can still get you in trouble...but also
yield unexpectedly pleasant results. A playful gift is always nice,
but this may be a good year for something sincere. And when in doubt,
dress as a reindeer.
CAPRICORN
- Your power grows as your sun sign approaches. At the end of the
month you will be at your most irresistible...and most inscrutable.
Just in time for the holidays. For your paramour, a gift that's sincere
and personal to them. Sometimes you fail to appreciate the depths
of your inscrutability and its effect on others. Reassurance may be
the kindest gift of all, and yield important results. You already
have all the libido they need.
AQUARIUS
- Behold the mystery. By now in life, you expect to be misunderstood.
If your partner understands this, they may already love the unconventional
side to you. However, it may be in your interest to slightly rein
in the forever-outside-the-box routine (it does become so) and simply
get them what they say they want. Which may be you on a bearskin rug
before a crackling fire. If not, it should be.
PISCES
- As the winter moves into the darkest nights, you alone, Pisces, may still feel the tidal surges beneath the frozen earth. While others, even Scorpio, relish the holiday cheer, it may be you who connects most to the ancient mystery of this season, that which predates modern religion. Allow your gift to stimulate, and that gift may be you by candlelight beneath the tree.
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